by Tantromium May 29, 2021
A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.
by The G Ome September 04, 2022
the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?
"i love my parents," - no one
by best mother fucker May 28, 2019
The people who gave up everything for you. Parents are the people who wiped your ass, tried to make everything fun for you, lost their looks worrying about you, and slaved away at a job they hated just to try and give you a decent life.
You thank your parents for their love and devotion by being a teenage asshole who thinks she knows everything.
by momvswild September 29, 2017
A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."
(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"
(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"
(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"
by alphabetbook December 22, 2005
The ones who brought you into this world
The ones who raised you, give you advice, &who you go to for guidance
The ones you trust, can count on, and go to for anything
If not for them you wouldn't be who you are now
The ones who raised you, give you advice, &who you go to for guidance
The ones you trust, can count on, and go to for anything
If not for them you wouldn't be who you are now
by Epseudonym19 October 29, 2008
The people that gave you life and gave you your cell phones and pay the bill. The people who love you. The people who buy your shoes and clothes. Parents are the people who wait up and worry and pray for you.
by Muttpearl3 November 21, 2020