parasitic parasite

an individual who lives off someone that receives social security and or disability

there's Nick the parasitic parasite nurse made to the one legged lady
🦽

by kramallan February 20, 2024

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

Culture parasite

People who parasitize a culture other than their own.

A culture parasite sucks the life out of a culture while giving nothing back.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasite

A significant other that suffers from Borderline Personality Disorder and/or drug addiction.

Person A) How's (Insert name)?
Person B) Meh, their taking meds, but it is what it is; once a parasite, always a parasite.

by Dong Wan January 7, 2022

Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.

Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!

by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023