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Panama Joke

Another name for a running-gag joke told by senior members of a club/organization/military to junior members that have no previous personal knowlage of the people involed in the the joke. The joke usualy involves obsurde snippit's of information alluding to a larger, most likely to top all story about a vacation/trip/deployment (in some cases to Panama, due to it's interest to others simply as a foriegn country, it's lack of reccord keeping, or the fact that "Panama" is a fairly easy word to remember) that had gone horrably wrong. The cleverness of the joke comes form the presenter's ability to make the hints as outlandish as possable without the junior or reciever figuring out it is a hoax, and while only alluding to the actual story.
Hey, that cherry has no Idea were pulling a panama (panama joke) on him!
by Kyle, 1st. LT January 12, 2008
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panamax

The largest a ship can be while still able to go through the locks of the Panama Canal.
Royal Carribeans Radiance Class of Ships is Panamax, you can't go on a panama canal cruise on a bigger ship.
by Joe Jon September 5, 2005
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panama

the most beautiful country in the world. used to be part of Columbia until november 3, 1903 when it declared its independence from Columbia. it is an isthmus because it connects South America and North America like Egypt connects Asia to Africa. RexGibson the douchebag who says it means pussy is a dumbass so he can go straight to hell fuck him. although not that big of a country it has an abundance of mountains a jungles not to mention that it is sorrounded by the Atlantic Ocean to the north and the Pacific Ocean to the south making it one of the best places to see a sunset or sunrise. stupid ass americans invaded panama in december of 1989 with their operation "just cause" and killed 4000 panamanians. "just cause" my ass.
Panama, i was born there and lived there most of my life. thanks america for killing ruthlessly killing our people and and disregarding the properties of panamanian citizens.
by el reye August 5, 2006
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Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.
Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
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ParaMattKoopa Lolking

a stupid idiot who drinks sprite and makes music
Stop being such a ParaMattKoopa Lolking
by ParaMattKoopaLolking December 8, 2022
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Panama Caboose

An violent act in which the Cuban Necktie (Panama) is combined with a Cleveland Steamer (Caboose).
Carlos, spurred by his desire to quickly climb the ladder, decided to step it up a notch and take out a rival drug lord by giving him a Panama Caboose.
by cheesewheezy June 4, 2009
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Panamasian

{name} grandparents were from China they moved to Panama, {name} was born in Panama, therefore {name} is Panamasian.
by Tibber-o-chan June 29, 2011
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