pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.
Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”
by wholesome 69 December 08, 2021
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parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019
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parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.
I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.
by 1000yrdstare September 20, 2019
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the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.
Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!
by Pussychute December 21, 2016
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academic parachuting

when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.
We are tired of universities coming in and preforming academic parachuting with no lasting impact.
by goodlogophile December 20, 2022
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Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.
Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.
by 2Legs July 22, 2014
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