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Pastor

Pastor is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Born June 17 2001 at Cleveland Clinic Hospital. The creator of a new mainstream style of Hip-Hop/Rap named Speech Flow. Speech Flow's main focus is tone, annunciation, and sound. North East Ohio is where Speech Flow originated rivaling Southern Rap. Also Pastor's popular catch phrase "Nothing but B's and Six's" B's referring to Booty,Ass,and Pussy,Women. Six's referring to Money,Dollars, Cash and,Bank. In layman's terms nothing but bitches and money.
Pastor is my favorite Rapper.
by 0_Pastor_0 December 21, 2019
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Patore

The follower of and idol or role model. Someone who looks up to you.
Child: You're my idol Alexander!
Alexander: Thanks, Kid.
(Twenty Minutes Later Alexander with res of his team mates.)
Alexander: Eh, Billy, you hear that kid before? He's my patore.
by Jeffrey D. Park February 11, 2008
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Pakorlalaowned

The ultimate meaning of owned, but 100 million times worse.Nothing better that this.
Person 1:Omfg I just won a 1 v 10 on H2!!
Person 2:Dude they were Pakorlalaowned.
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pastorizing

The process of smearing a person's name for political purposes due to what their pastor may have said. Named after the barrage of media coverage (mostly Fox News) and ensuing political opponents attempting to discredit Barrack Obama based on what his retired pastor, Jeremiah Wright, has said in the past couple of years in relations to racial prejudice in America.

Not to be confused with "pasteurizing" -- the process of killing bacteria by heating fluids to 180 degrees F or when the turkey or other political candidates are cooked until undesirable rubbery state.
Let's see if Obama can survive the pastorizing process of this election heat.
by sputnikinspace March 29, 2008
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pantorant

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.
by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009
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Pastordom

The world in which pastors live. Often very different from what most people think. A world of conflict and humor, mixed with oxymorons...well, mainly a bunch of morons. A world where people expect weird and unnatural things that have been instilled by tradition. People usually think pastors are not normal people, and thereby won't get a joke or have a real sense of humor. Most pastors watch Family Guy much to the chagrin of the public.
"Jose just died. Someone look for a clergy. You can find one in the world of pastordom. It is like the yellowpages for pastors."

"He wouldn't get that joke about MeMo because he lives in pastordom."
by pastord March 7, 2010
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pastorversary

The anniversary of the day one became ordained as a pastor. The anniversary of the day one became a reverend.
Today I celebrate my 1 year pastorversary, the day I became a minister.
by ggbolt16 December 8, 2010
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