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implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007
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Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it
Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LocalGeary January 5, 2022
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Back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.
Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!
by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024
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Packets

Ah that’s Packets paschal
by ShamThatsLakes February 23, 2024
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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS

A phrase often said on radio advertisments when discussing the great value of a large bag of the food item chicken nuggets.
"Whats that you got their?"-Person 1
"A HUGE PACKET OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"-Person 2
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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Slut packet

Someone that has and new lad every week
Boy: hello
Gabby: wanna shag

Boy: your a slut packet
by Barry555 September 6, 2022
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