nukezone

NukeZone is an Online text based strategy game that is more addicting than any other drug in the world. It makes you cry, and makes you high; It makes you mad, and it makes you sad. But best of all, it's an enjoyful game.

Dude, I attacked some dutchies yesterday, it was soooo cool

by HexFighter (#271777) December 23, 2004

Nuke Busting

When you go into free-for-all in COD: MW2 and kill the people boosting for nukes.

Jacob: Dude I've been nuke busting all night. I love it!!

Regis: I know! Hearing them cry after the match makes it all worthwhile.

by Jacobtiger January 31, 2010

nuke school

So, you've failed out of college because you smoked too much pot and had a fondness for xbox and hentai. NO MATTER!!! Welcome to Nuke School! What did you major in? English, Home Economics, Botany? Did you even have a major? Well, fuck it, sign your happy ass up for the Navy and make sure to take that ASVAB good and hard right in your brain hole because *drumroll* you're going to South Carolina. Make sure to say goodbye to everything you ever loved and any semblance of an enjoyable early adulthood. Become a pawn of the United States Military/Industrial Complex as you get shitty haircuts, work inhuman hours learning absolutely useless material, and lose your sense of dignity. But watch out, kiddies! Everyone is out to get you! Stab your "friends" in the back before they rat you out for all that sweet underage drinking you're going to do. Remember, they tell you its all worth it in the end. And sure, it could be, if the job market wasn't swamped with guys and girls exactly like you with the same qualifications looking for the same job(s). Whoops! Guess you can just stay in for twenty plus years as you watch your life slip between the deckplates of some submarine.

Son to Father: Dad, I've been considering the Navy's nuclear program...
Father to Son: I'm going to punch you in the face while forcing you to watch every Nicolas Cage film ever produced but, I'm replacing the soundtracks with atonal, incidental music written by Yoko Ono.
Son to Father: Dear God, Father, why!?!
Father to Son: Because this is the equivalent of nuke school.

by MastCat February 14, 2012

nuke a girl

To nuke a girl is to destroy her vaginal opening to the point of where it looks like the wasteland of Hiroshima, Japan.

Dude, I'm gonna hit up this party and nuke a girl named Cate so hard.

by nukerofgirls December 14, 2010

Nuketown Lobby

In Call of Duty Black Ops, when players in a lobby use the option to vote for the previous map to repeatedly select Nuketown.

Good Nuketown player: Alright, this is the third game in a row I've gotten my gunship! I love Nuketown lobbies!

Bad Nuketown player: They're voting for Nuketown again?! I'm out, this must be a Nuketown lobby.

by 1337Vivian November 18, 2010

nuke

A US sailor, either enlisted or commissioned officer, who has successfully finished the US Navy nuclear power pipeline and is qualified to operate the nuclear power plants aboard aircraft carriers or submarines.
Prospective nukes are subjected to intense scrutiny and higher standards of behavior and technical knowledge than your standard sailor. They are the elite of the elites.
Nukes often advance quickly through the ranks due to the amount and intensity of training they are subjected to while as a student.
Nuke school is widely considered to be one of the toughest schools offered in the military.

A: So, what do you do in the Navy?
B: I'm a nuke.
A: Wow.
B: (with much hubris) Yeah, it's tough being the best of the best.

by Nuke Trained Sailor October 18, 2008

Nuke

1. Nuke (noun, slang) - A Thermonulcear Weapon.

2. Nuke (verb, slang) - To attack a target with a Thermonuclear Weapon.

3. Nuke (verb, slang) - To cook food in a Microwave Oven.

1. The Enola Gay dropped a Nuke on Hiroshima.

2. The City of Hiroshima was Nuked.

3. I just nuked some leftovers for dinner.

by Imminent Storm September 16, 2005