Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

by Littlepunk February 13, 2022

Noodle

Typical looser without job. Usually lives in caves.

Noodle

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

Noodle

A synonym for head.

My girlfriend gave me great noodle last night!

by Chittick March 20, 2024

Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.

Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.

by Raypower October 17, 2013

noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

noodle gorillaz

The badass guitarist for virtual band Gorillaz. Dont fuck with her. Fight her, she'll win.

Noodle gorillaz can beat your ass

by Bitch u dont need my name July 28, 2017