Nirvana

When a man enters any bathroom, while urinating he somehow manages to Burp, Sneeze, and fart all while urinating.

Mike: You'll never guess what happened what happened to me this morning!
Vern: What, did you skillfully perform the Dolphin?
Mike: No, my good chum. I found my Nirvana at 3:17 A.M.
Vern: ... The fart-burp-sneeze thing?
Mike: Yeah ... I passed out and woke up seeing Angels.

by BornAJuggalo December 17, 2008

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An overrated band that nobody really liked.

The best part of Nirvana was when that one faggot killed himself.

by TaterSalad March 28, 2005

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A Word used by Rastafarians to define true love and a soulmate.

Maybe Jah had to put us with the wrong people so when I found you I knew there was true Nirvana out there.

by Minimisstee December 2, 2019

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A truly amazing band from the 1990s that ruled alternative rock. The band split up due to a heartbreaking occurrence when the main singer, Kurt Cobain, commit suicide. He was an amazing artist and it is so sad that he felt like departing this world before passing from natural causes. He remains a great influence to music creators and artists of all kind.

Guy 1 - Hey have you heard of Kurt Cobain?

Guy 2 - Not really

Girl 1 - I have. He is a great person and made much better music with his band, Nirvana, than Katy Perry

Guy 2 - I have to listen to Nirvana!

by Phoenix379 May 29, 2019

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a very beautiful (perfect) girl

wow she’s such a Nirvana ..

by therealnirvana May 6, 2018

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THE BESTSESTSETSTST BAND EVER TO EXIST KIRT COBAIN COULD SCREAM IN TUNE LIKE DF LISTEN TO PAPER CUTS ITS THE SHIT MY DUDE- theEdgey13YearOld

Nirvana is the best band ever to exist on earth. R.I.P. Kurt Cobain (i just realized what if XXXtenaction was Kurt Cobain reincarnated like bruh woke af rn)

by Thesunhatesmebcsimwhiteasf October 27, 2018

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