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Mutatonomine 

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.
Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."
Mutatonomine by Gluppet December 11, 2010
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Kenyan kikuyu name
My name is muthoni
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Lady Muttons 

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.
Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.
Lady Muttons by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017
The act of simply talking too much. Going on and on and on.
person 1:Damn bro we dead ass finna graduate. Man we really finna graduate
person 2: bro shutup yo ass mutting
Mutting by Slatt3 June 10, 2019

Muttin it 

Damn bruh you got yo shawty pregnant ,fool you muttin it.
Muttin it by Dr.Meechi December 5, 2016

Muttin it 

A phrase mainly used in south Floridia which means you're doing too much or trippin over nothing
Bae whar u mad for, I wasn't een talkin to dat girl. You muttin it
Muttin it by Fromdacrib.4 November 20, 2019
"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
muton by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009