murkle man

the man who delivers many beastings to many mens

"who you see that?"
"yeah hes a murkle man"

by krissy.p April 1, 2007

rough muffler

1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.

1.It felt so good when that bitch gave me a rough muffler

2.Sandy was giving me a rim job the other day, so i gave her a mean rough muffler!

by blackpeople June 8, 2007

Murdle

When all but one members involved in a bank heist perish, leaving the remaining "Murdler" with all of the profits.

She literally murdled everybody in that heist. It was a tragic day for our organisation.

by proutyboyxoxo May 21, 2018

Muffled

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009

Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"

see above described usage

by Zelph August 9, 2004

Murfreesboro

Damn cool place to be. No place like home!

"Let's go to Murfreesboro!"

by Emily9978 August 12, 2008

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008