cock mummy 

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

cock mummy by HBT September 13, 2003

Toilet Mummy 

When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

"I was going to use that stall to drop a deuce, but somebody left it looking like a toilet mummy."

Toilet Mummy by naterooni August 18, 2008

Sticky mummy 

When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.

I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night

Sticky mummy by Happystream November 23, 2019

Slummy mummy 

A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuse problem optional.

'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'

'Yeah, she's a real slummy mummy.'

Slummy mummy by 13C1 May 19, 2009

Yellow Mummy 

When a guy raps white bed sheets around a girl, then urinates all over the sheets, then proceeds to face fuck the shit out of the girl.

Dude, i gave ______ the nicest yellow mummy last night

Yellow Mummy by Shamoo McDuffie August 15, 2010

Yummy Mummy 

Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.

Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.

They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.

Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.

Here we see the wild Karen, ordering her fresh maqusdfdfdssg with aLmond milk. Looking around with disdain at the other mummy's with smaller prams and comparing if her belly is bigger than hers or if that there boobs look like Pringles tubes

i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.

Yummy Mummy by BigBattyGyalNathanial October 18, 2018

The Mummy Returns 

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

The Mummy Returns by Eljay April 3, 2005