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Fast Money

Fast Money

Money generated through an illegal or unethical enterprise, such as drug dealing or hustling. Typically a reference to how people with legitimate jobs have to wait until payday, whilst hustlers get paid every time they make a move. Also refers to how naturally street smart people with no formal job training are sometimes capable of quickly hustling funds that would otherwise had been earned slowly in a low level job.
“I used to make fast money, but now I make it slow.” - Low Down Lemar, “Slippin’: Ten Years With the Bloods
by XG-Raven September 28, 2008
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mo' money, mo' problems

Some people think that having a lot of money would lead to problems
Ol' Dirty Bastard expresses how he feels: "Mo' money, mo' problems my ass, you is a naive cat if you still think that." - ODB "Pop Shots"
by FlyAway July 22, 2011
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money goggles

what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.
synonymous to beer googles, but for women.
Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club
"She must have her money goggles on."
by thc4166 May 23, 2009
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money brooms

When a stripper squats and spreads her arms out to sweep the dollars bills from her floor after she finishes her dance to a Nickelback song.
Damn, Fantasia is sweeping the floor with her money brooms!
by redux saints November 17, 2017
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money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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moneymover

A person who earns a decent wage and pays a lot of bills and makes a lot of purchases, essentially zeroing out when everything is said and done.
It’s no big surprise that the moneymover is usually the most popular one in the family.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019
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money drunk

A phrase describing the reality of folks who are so full of themselves due to their financial privilege that the distortion causes profound lapses in judgment.
My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020
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