blowing in the microphone

An insult usually used in online games

I blowed in the microphone after that kid sniped me

Blowing in the microphone is offensive

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Microphone

used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁

Haji, don't microphone the joint.

by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018

Michochondrianotisitis

A disease where one finds sexual excitement by rolling around in a pile of debree, usually containing shards of glass, salt, and lemons. The seering pain sends them into an altered state of consciousness and brings about explosive bouts of joy and sexual relief.

Richie suffered from severe Michochondrianotisitis, until he added bee pheremone to his pile and was slowly consumed by a swarm or ravenous half-a-bees.

by Tyson Fudge April 19, 2005

microphone sex

Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.

Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).

by reallyhotguy666666665 January 22, 2012

microcountry

a small and underdeveloped country.

Nepal is a microcountry.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010

microphone head

1. A complete and total fucktard
2. Hitler (aka Hieter)

Wow, Hieter is such a microphone head!

by Bomber February 18, 2003

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020