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Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
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micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!
Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*
by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018
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Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.
Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.
by Jfap August 16, 2017
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Micro Pimp

A small young cuban with a gold chain and the classic black crewneck and ripped jeans
1.did you see that micro pimp, he looked small.
by Juul tm. January 29, 2019
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Micro repair

At least micro repair is better than help desk
by Yeetboi6942069 June 25, 2019
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micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.
My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!
by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019
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micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
by Pic889 September 7, 2019
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