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Scott Malkinson

The term used to determine who is bestowed the honor of rolling the blunt. The first person to shout out Scott Malkinson first wins. This comes from Scott Malkinson, the kid with a lisp and diabetes who premiered on South Park to replace stan when he was doing highschool musical.
Oh you got the dutch? I Scott Malkinson that bitch!

Can I roll that? No ho I already called Scott Malkinson
by Crayton McDaniels September 27, 2009
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Nouri Al-Maliki

The current prime minister of Iraq; elected in 2006. Constitutional mandate expires in 2010. During his first year and a half in power Maliki was met with criticism from Sunnis (they make up +30% of population of the country) for not letting them having a substantial part in the government and for being to close to Iran (the population majority is Shiite). Sunnis obviously thought of him as having a sectarian bias.
He came to power by (mostly) the support of Al-Sadr, a prominent Shiite cleric who is the head of the militia group; The Mehdi Army (estimated to be +60,000 strong).
With the country coming in a brink of civil war in late 2006 (after the bombing of the shrine of Samara) to early 2007 all seemed hopeless, but nope. When President Bush announced the "surge" in January 2007(?) violence has (currently) reached a 4 year low and political progress has been made that would have never have happened if it weren't for the "surge"(IMO). Politically, the parliament has passed an amnesty law: mainly for Sunni captives, giving pensions to ex government officials from the Saddam era, goal reached for having substantial number of security forces, ect.
Once a "liberal" city during the Saddam era, Basra during the most of the war was met with strong religious Shiite militias because of the incompetence of the Britsh
In March of 2008, Maliki gained support of Sunnis for cracking down on Shiite militia in Basra; mostly the Mehdi Army (I find this impressive because Al-Sadr pretty much gave the job to Maliki back in 2006). The crackdown has also been praised by the Kurds and Shiites not loyal to Sadr. This shows that Maliki does not have sectarian bias or at least a very little one.
After the crackdown in Basra, Maliki had his sites on Sadr City; the main urban sanctuary of the Mehdi Army. The fighting was bloody for about a month and after that a cease fire was made by Sadr (probably not to look like even more of a cunt). Once the cease fire was made IRAQI security forces entered the stronghold to set up military check points. Since the presence of Iraqi troops Sadr City has been relatively calm.
To rid Al Qaeda in Iraq Al Maliki ordered forces to be sent to Mosul (dubbed AQI's last urban strong hold). Thousands of suspected fighters have been captured and according to a general commanding American forces in northern Iraq the province has seen a 80% decline in violence from a year ago (!).
And there you go boys and girls....
Nouri Al-Maliki is probably the coolest name ever in the history of mankind....
by Onoma May 29, 2008
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malkie

A cross between two purebred breeds of dog, the Maltese and the Yorkshire Terrier.
"My Yorkshire Terrier female got caught by the next door neighbor's Maltese, so we decided to call them Malkies and sell them for hundreds of dollars."
by K9Trainer5 January 26, 2007
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Malking

Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).
malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.
by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011
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Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.
Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.
by Michael March 1, 2005
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Malkier

Malkier is a type of mule. The term 'Malky' is often used in conjunction with Malkier and refers to the conception of young via 'ass secks'.
"Malkier had a Malky."
"That Malkier smells funny"
"Smell my finger?"
"I have a little Malky"
by Some------Guy November 4, 2007
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malkied

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.
"What are you up to tonight Sen?"
"Getting absolutely malkied as usual mate"
by Louthehorse:)) July 26, 2016
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