Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.
by Lepperdd June 10, 2020
Get the Marathon Dick mug.A 26.2 mile footrace that makes you very pumped up and excited but when you hit miles 19-21 you instantly regret signing up for but when you cross the finish line you get a major runners high
At first I regretted training for the marathon and I wanted to quit but when I finished it, I wanted to do it the next day.
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Make out in 7 places over the course of a week. One location per week. Fun game to play with partner...if you're into that stuff
My girlfriend bailed on day 1 of the makeout marathon. I'm so pissed because I was really in the mood. Time to breakup:)
by tncarch December 8, 2014
Get the makeout marathon mug.A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018
Get the Mexican marathon mug.Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018
Get the Boston Marathon mug.When someone is confused about distance and middle distance running and calls a 5k a 5k Marathon.
5k= 5,000 meters on a road/track/cross country/etc 3.1 miles
A Marathon is 42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles.
The Marathon has Legendary roots.
According to ancient Greek history, the original marathon was ran by a Legendary soldier Pheidippides (Philippides) from a battlefield near the town of Marathon, Greece, to Athens in 490 B.C.
According to lore, he died shortly after the delivery.
5k=3.1mi
1/2 Marathon=13.1mi
10k=6.2
Marathon=26.2
The Marathon is not a 5k or 10k, but there are often Half Marathon races on Marathon race day.
5k= 5,000 meters on a road/track/cross country/etc 3.1 miles
A Marathon is 42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles.
The Marathon has Legendary roots.
According to ancient Greek history, the original marathon was ran by a Legendary soldier Pheidippides (Philippides) from a battlefield near the town of Marathon, Greece, to Athens in 490 B.C.
According to lore, he died shortly after the delivery.
5k=3.1mi
1/2 Marathon=13.1mi
10k=6.2
Marathon=26.2
The Marathon is not a 5k or 10k, but there are often Half Marathon races on Marathon race day.
Average Joe, “I just ran my first 5k marathon. I have never run that far in my life!”
Track Star, “smh..”
Track Star, “smh..”
by WinForTheLord September 6, 2022
Get the 5k marathon mug.When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles
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