Ikea Lust

The act of walking into an Ikea store, immediatly falling in love with every piece of furniture therein, and resolving someday (when you are rich and/or famous) to buy everything in said store.

I've got such bad Ikea Lust, we might have to extend our trip by a couple days so we can go back and look at everything again!

Ikea Lust by Ethel Faust August 18, 2008

pillow lust

That feeling that college students experience where they feel so exhausted that the idea of their face hitting their pillow sounds so utterly fantastic, it's almost sexual.

Oh dude, it's been such a long week. I've got pillow lust, and I've got it bad.

pillow lust by Rossatron6000 March 18, 2011

Intelligent lust 

The carnal need to mate felt between two highly intellectual people, who try and justify it to themselves, and re-enforce it to each other by describing their relationship as a spectacular intellectual bond, when actually they just need to fuck each others brains out.

PhD rocket scientist: "She's got a Nobel Prize - we are clearly made for each other. We'll be together forever, we've talked it all through already. It makes total sense."

Friend of rocket scientist: "Nah, that's just intelligent lust. Get over it."

Intelligent lust by Anonymous2301 January 24, 2011

baby lust 

When a woman is really in love with the idea of having a baby and thus wants to ogle every baby or baby-item she sees. She may not mentally want to get pregnant, but she has the physical and emotional urge.

I have had the baby lust for a few years. Thankfully, everyone around me keeps having them so that is helping me hold off a bit.

baby lust by Ashley N August 1, 2007

irrational clark lust 

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

irrational clark lust by WaterMillions July 27, 2011

infernal lust 

A retarded way to portray how much you like or are attracted to a girl.

“Damn Chris, look at her that’s Yuan Herong she’s a Chinese doctor with insane thighs”

“Ahh infernal lust”

infernal lust by Blade. July 26, 2021

crystal lust 

The biggest booty pornstar there is
here shit will make you bust in 0.2 seconds

crystal lust can make you bust

crystal lust by ThEoNlYaVoNn October 22, 2020