The Library

When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.

by TheJudgeTheJury June 7, 2013

Ex libris

Used to describe something that was libris, but isn't libris anymore.

Hey Mark, pass that book over there that looks like it used to be libris, no, not that one, that one's still libris, I need the ex libris one!

by The Lexicografer November 8, 2018

Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

Libra

While referring to the air zodiac sign between September 23 and October 23 (exact dates are subject to change), it can also be used to refer to a person who lacks initiative or the ability to make a decision .

Example 1:
P1 : Man, I can't decide between the red one or the black one!
P2: Dude, it's been two hours! You're such a Libra!

Example 2:
P1 : ...and so I left because I just couldn't pick who deserved my unwavering loyalty: Batman or Obiwan.

P2: *shaking head*

P1: WHAT?! I'm a Libra!

by Miss-Catspaw August 26, 2012

Librandu

Librandus are brigades of racist, self loathing ninja warriors who come from well off families & educated backgrounds. Librand*s work in creative and innovative fields including journalism and think of themselves as righteous thinkers and liberators of bolshevishm, but they are the Jon Snows of this world thinking invasions of civilizations were great by consuming colonial version of history rock, stock and barrel.

Hey, Did you read that propaganda news article written by a librandu?
yeah, Librandus are sold in stocks of bundels, both lolshevicks & communists buy them in shares

by KsabaSzegti December 2, 2020

Librarian

Librarians are very misunderstood.Most people believe that librarians:
1)are always under a pile of books
2)don't have any connect to the real world
3)are bitter and sarcastic
4)don't have a life
5)own a lot of cats
6)are ugly
7)are full of useless information
8)like to show off their intellectuality

Well guess what,there are some who're like that,but the majority kicks ass.Librarians are the coolest human beings you can find.

WIT :A smart person's weapon against ignorance
LIBRARIAN:A person fighting ignorance with knowledge
WITTY LIBRARIAN:A Smartass

by Luna De Margarita's Sister February 8, 2010

librarian

Technically, the term "librarian" refers to an individual who has obtained a Master's Degree in Library Science or Information Science, but is increasingly used to refer to any of a number of professionals and para-professionals employed in a library. The main function of a librarian is to connect individuals (patrons or customers) with information and entertainment, whether found in print, audio, video, or other (i.e. online) formats.

The librarian used the computer catalog to help Susie find a book about flesh-eating plants.

by dans tes rêves October 23, 2007