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lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
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Latwonia

beautiful, fun loving. everymans dream wife and every womans bff. silly, stubborn, can hav a harsh tongue when angered. sweet caring intelligent unique lady
I wish i had a Latwonia. I need a Latwonia in my life.
by truthtold365 October 24, 2011
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lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.
by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
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lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
by havokhell November 29, 2021
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Latin Bong

The lord of all bongs, an ancient artifact from the Roman Empire over 2000 year ago. Found in the Ecce Romani textbook, the Latin Bong can be identified by its swirly down-stem. The Latin Bong high is like no other you’ve ever experienced. The Latin Bong is very exclusive, but remember- anything can be a bong if you make it🍃
Dude, Davus hit that LB (Latin Bong) so hard he didn’t wake up the next morning.
by you’ll never know who February 28, 2023
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Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
by stone definition August 6, 2014
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Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.
PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
by Clamer July 21, 2016
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