A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
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When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
Get the lotion overdose mug.An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
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by you’ll never know who February 28, 2023
Get the Latin Bong mug.Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
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CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
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