lapey

fucked your bitch.
usually says things that make no sense but make people laugh.

a dude that just loves to have a good time with friends. enjoys the occasional beer.

lapey is fucking hilarous!

by ronnie stringer May 14, 2018

Lippy Stink

The Lippy Stink is a rare occurrence when the bussy goes out of control and makes what we call a "Lippy Stink". The Lippy Stink is kind a like a shart but 1000% worse. It hurts, and has the feeling of getting fucking chomped by a dinosaur

Oh no Henry my bussy is doing a Lippy Stink

by Stinky bob's wife Carol February 27, 2021

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lippy Lippers

A phrase that's usually used in the context of describing ones lips, or to describe kissing.
Mostly has an adjective like "Savory" or "Ashy" in front of it.

"THEY LIPPY LIPPER INTERTWINED!"
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"You made out with him?!"

"He had very ashy lippy lippers, do not recommend!"

by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

loppy

To actively perform poorly or to be lame. The adjective of lop, as in lop of shit.

That new boyfriend of yours is kind of loppy.

I don't know why I played so loppy today.

This new computer is so loppy.

by Ahi September 29, 2004