Lamer

A wannabe hacker that is just a script kiddie who goes around pwning everyone with his leet skillzzz.

Lamer: I has 0-day exploit! i r own peoplez now lulz
Hacker: Fucking script kiddie...
Lamer: stfu i r teh l33t
Hacker: *withdraws $1337 out of the lamers PayPal.*
Lamer: d00d wtf somebody just stole my monies!

by Frosty106 January 12, 2009

Lagerlie

The art of creating a whole new alias and story to go with it when your out on the lash. Having every detail perfected and being able to convince people it's true.

I told this bird a belter of a lagerlie the other nite! My name was Brad and I was a pro surfer dude!

by big_al71 November 3, 2010

laeryd

a name for cool people that some kid made in their bed at 10pm bc they needed a new name ;D

oh, laeryd? yea they're the coolest person I know :)

by so dool June 18, 2022

laher

German name. It means unity and it creates a strong bond in a family.

Ohh that family is such a Laher!

by Laher June 14, 2017

joe lamer

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b [e-mail]
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

by danq58 January 16, 2008

Lakers in Five

When shit goes well

When someone gives you good news
say "Lakers in Five bitch"

by Hosch112 November 26, 2019

Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009