Lance McClain

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves the world 🌎 and happiness. Has a gay🏳️ 🌈, furry boyfriend with anger😡 issues. In denial of bonding moment. Voiced by our lord 👑and savior ✝️Jeremy Shada 💙😤👊

“If Lance McClain falcon punched me in the no-no square I would say thank you”-literally every Lance stan ever

by Just-Your-Average-Otaku October 29, 2018

Lance

The best boy u can ever find, sweet,cute,sexy,charming,and great in bed. He will never cheat on u and is the most loyal sexy piece of meat out there. If you ever see one never let go of it

"yo look at that lance he makes me wet"

by LSOB23__ November 27, 2016

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Lance Krall

A very funny comedian of Vietnamese and American heritage. He became well known after playing "Kip" in the "Joe Schmo Show" He has starred in several T.V shows, as well as movies, and typing him up on youtube will in fact keep you amused for hours.

Rachel: You need to watch the prank calls on youtube by Lance Krall. They are hilarious!

Demi: Ahaha I have! I'd be so embarrassed to say I was a porn star to a stranger on the phone!

by Mazlove October 9, 2008

meat lance

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

by The Fatman December 29, 2007

Lander

A name given to those who "land" on a lot of women. To be more specific, as much as every single woman in existence.

Man 1: Lander really lives by his name! He has slept with every single girl on earth!

Man 2: On earth? Rumours tell that he'll be "landing" on Mars soon!
Man 1:Well, he has my blessing. That guy has one hell of an endurance.

by Chainsaw_Vader June 21, 2011