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green lantern

Gah... idiots...

Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.

There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.
by First National Bastard May 11, 2003
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[green lantern]

while in the midst of anal intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your cock, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then masturbate until you cum leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.
if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little "green lantern" to fire yourself up.
by j man 23 September 3, 2010
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Jack-o-lantern

Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.
The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern
by fundipper February 2, 2009
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lanageddon

noun: a large gathering of computer gamers with no social life who come together for the purpose of playing multiplayer computer network games, in an attempt to interact with the world outside their own bedrooms.
"OMFG LIEK R U GOIN TO lANAGEDDON THIS YREA!?!???!!11"
by spockboy January 24, 2005
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Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!
by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010
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lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.
Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.
by anonymous September 22, 2018
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magic lantern

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer
dont open your porn spam you might catch it
by tom November 1, 2003
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