keenan cahill

terrifying yet intriguing youtube sensation, possibly a midget of no determinate age. pretends to sing top 40 songs while opening his eyes as wide as possible.

keenan cahill ruined katy perry for everyone.

by evshaft October 24, 2010

Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.

Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.

by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004

kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

by Doo-da June 4, 2007

Keenan

Keenan is very sexy, has pretty eyes, and knows how to use what he was blessed with

Damn, I want me some of the Keenan

by sexyladie May 27, 2010

Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.

a perfect circle,Tool

by Sarah Kathryn,22, just another Aries born and raised in Ravenna,Ohio May 6, 2004

koreena

a word used to describe a girl who is super smart and nerdy but still popular.

That smart cheerleader is so koreena.

by erebephanie January 3, 2008

Keenon

This guy is probably one of the best people you will ever meet. Keenon is a great listener and a perfect friend. Keenon is ambitious, funny, and handsome.

Keenon makes a great boyfriend and an even better best friend. Keenon is very loyal and will always try to be there for you.

Keenon is overall one of the best people in the entire world.

If I had to pick one person to annoy me for the rest of my life, it would be Keenon.

by NameHandler August 18, 2017