jizzalicious

Jizzalicious - Is when the cum is actually nice or there is lots of it

Oh my god he came on me and it was Jizzalicious :)

by tomparry367 November 15, 2007

jizzabetic

from the latin " jizzabeticus" meaning one who needs constant maintenance of jizz intake due to a biological predisposition towards unstable levels of jizz; a jizzabetic is in need of daily jizz injections to maintain homeostasis.

Kirsten's such a whore! i hate her so much. one time iw as at a party and i was wearing my burberry scarf and they were like " that's really nice" and then she touched it and was like " that's not real," like she knows or something because herparents live in england or something.

by will roan March 1, 2005

Jizzard

The reason the world will end in 2012. Dairy Queen's overpriced products will trigger DQ product designers to desperately create a mixture of porn and ice cream to promote sales: the "Jizzard." The resulting atrocity will herald the collapse of the Earth's civilizations.

I would like a number 69 with an Oreo Breasticle Jizzard instead of the Pepsi.

Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.

by Mighara June 26, 2010

Jizzawatt

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzabang

also "gizzabang"

1. very good

2. the best at something

John is one jizzabang mack daddy.

Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."

OR

She is the DDR jizzabang.

by Audra October 19, 2003

jizzart

-Farting out semen after being rectally penetrated and inseminated inside of

Perry let out a jizzart that echoed throughout the ballroom.

by Spike Mintz May 12, 2011

Jezza

Another name for the main man in the gang. Usually carries a watermelon packed with C4 and likes to molest starfish. Do not confront a Jezza unless you want your small intestine moulded into the shape of a sheep farmer shoving a cucumber inside the slick nostrils of Queen Victoria of England.

"Lemon and lime for me and the wife, and a north-Korean-nuke-boom-vodka-shot-a-daddy-hoot-hoot for Jezza"

by WishyWashyOo-eckSausage February 24, 2014