Jerkinitis

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.

My brother has jerkinitis .

by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024

straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023

#jerkin

Finger licking' good!

I be #jerkin on this joint

by #jerkmeister June 13, 2018

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Jerkin the turken

A way to say masturbating if you're to uncomfortable actually saying masturbation

Person 1: Mat just got done jerkin the turken
Person 2: didn't need to know that

by Not wambu September 8, 2022

jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023