Jared

a very funny cute and hot guy but he is a fuckboy he is loyal but won’t stay in a relationship long

jared is so hot but not a good person to be in a relationship with

by big11003 September 16, 2018

jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

by monkebawls July 8, 2022

The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 15, 2005

Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 28, 2013

Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck May 8, 2018

Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ October 18, 2008

Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018