hilary-itis

when you are in a photography darkroom and become hyper and giddy for no apparent reason and start to dance and sing

Girl 1: "Oh god, Suzie's got hilary-itis again! She's going crazy in there!"
Girl 2: "I wonder what it is about darkrooms that makes people get so hyper?"

by smilehme May 16, 2007

AstraZeneca-itis

The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.

Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.

"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"

by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021

Posc-itis

The excessive spit spraying coughing disease of "super-stoners"

Your Posc-itis disease acted up right after you hit that bong. Shooting me in the face asswipe.

by Ghiberty December 31, 2009

Bralcolm-itis

The state of a relationship where the two partners are throughly afraid of each other, but neither will end it or admit it. The disease may include but is not limited to; avoiding each other, and not making eye contact. Teasing by peers is common. You know that your relationship has Bralcolm-itis when your mother likes him more than you do.

are they going to hang out after school?
of course they won't, they have Bralcolm-itis

by wn[r9einv[9i September 23, 2011

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?

by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

Tetris-itis

Someone who overly uses, addicted, to Tetris. They can't eat, sleep or be merry without one dose of Tetris.

A disease that makes the human addicted to Tetris.

Martyna has tetris-itis

by DoctorR January 1, 2012

Jas-itis

A condition that develops when you hear and/or see something that you find attractive.

Symptoms:
- Rapid heart beat
- Instant hormonal changes
- Increased blood flow

Causes:
- Words or sights that trigger the brain.

I think my Jas-itis is starting to come back after I watched that video of that boy on TikTok.

by jazzy.inf January 5, 2023