"Ahh fuck Steve why are you raping on my bed?!"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
"BRUH KYLE DID YOU JUST RAPE ON THE FRONT PORCH!?!?!?"
by NiqqaRapper October 9, 2019
Get the Rapemug. by xYukiKatzzx November 9, 2019
Get the Rapemug. by 696ix9ine69 August 30, 2019
Get the Rapemug. by dontrape3 August 8, 2009
Get the rapemug. Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
by omihek November 26, 2018
Get the Rapemug. To pull information from a computer at a very high rate, causing the remote partys computer to slow down, and be unusabel, and pissing its owner off.
"Hang on a second ash, im just going to rape your machine for a few gig of mp3s."
"You fucking bastard, its gone all slow!"
"You fucking bastard, its gone all slow!"
by DarkHalf September 5, 2003
Get the rapemug. Raping someone's ass by shoving your dick into it when they say no.
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?
by cup-o-rape March 29, 2009
Get the rapemug.