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iPhone Cocky

1.) Being euphoric, and carrying an egotistical air of superiority and social dominance soon after the recent purchase of an iPhone.

2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.

3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.
1.) Last night Darnell was being iPhone cocky and tried to shotgun two 40's of colt 45 in under a minute.

2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.

3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.
by G tothe B October 9, 2007
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iPhone

A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
by Matt..... June 23, 2010
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One who who edits photography taken by an iPhone.

One who edits Photography using only iPhone app store applications.
Neji is a superb iPhone editor! i am in love with his amazing images
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iPhive

The coolest way to name the next gen smartphone from that big fruit company.
-Dude can I use your IPhone?
-It's no Iphone man. It's an IPhive!
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Iphone 5C

The Iphone 5C revolutionizes the Iphone market forever.

Changes:
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Ok, come back next year for the exact same thing again.
by Pigu October 22, 2013
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iPhone

Dumb piece of metal bought by millennials cause they think it's cool.
Kayla-Omg! I got the new iPhone!!! Xoxoxo I can't believe it!

Sam-Yea well they gonna release a new one next week.
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iPhinger

Fat finger, as applied to the iPhone. When someone hits more than one key on their iPhone touch-screen while typing.
While texting his friend, Bob iPhingered his touch-screen and sent a bunch of incoherent gobbledy-gook.
by drkobra May 11, 2010
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