building inspector

Under worked stuffed shirt that pretends he is important by delaying jobs and complaining about being overworked, yet never answers the phone or shows up on time.

See: waste of sperm or mouth breather.

The building inspector was supposed to be here in the morning to inspect the footings, and now I have to pay the cement truck to sit and wait for him.

Hurry up and waitfailurethe one that shoulda been swallowedbest part of you ran down your moms legoverpaidfucktard

by mr 300zx October 9, 2013

man hole inspector

a man who like to get inside man holes (the arse of a man) and give them a good cleanout

has anyone seen the film the man hole inspector that shit is disscusting

by the big gimp September 28, 2005

Inspecther Gadget

The act of groping your female partner in public, usually discreetly and under clothing. The female acknowledges sexual climax by stating the phrase "Go Gadget Go!".

"Danielle loves it when we play Inspecther Gadget on the subway."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

insectoid

both an adjective or noun. can be used to refer to people that have no inner monologue and act like hivemind insects, collecting resources for the colony. similar to NPC. also used to refer to chinese "people", since this is their default brain state.

"Have you seen the video where these insectoid gooks watch a kid get ran over in a parking lot and don't react at all?" "Yea I've seen at least ten of those, which one?"

by Jungle Scorcher November 11, 2020

inspecta gadget

a person who is nosy and or snooping in someone else's business.

Damon's girlfriend is straight up inspecta gadget. He caught her looking through his wallet.

by treece December 22, 2005

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

Inspectulate

A variation of "inspectigate". Meaning to closely examine and/or investigate.

That floorboard looks suspicious, I'll inspectulate it.

by sadfhiaschin9sdoifguasdgbinfdu December 13, 2012