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Steph infection

A sickness you get from a girl named "Steph." She is sick more times than not. It might even be scientifically related to a more common "staph infection"
Me: Dude this sucks. I think I got a Steph infection. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.
by Gentleman Jake May 1, 2011
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Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection
" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"
by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009
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byeast infection

when a vaginal yeast infection crosses the perineum barrier into the anus causing an anal yeast infection
"I pulled a southern trespass on her and she got a byeast infection."
by jimseng January 22, 2010
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yeast infection

A very funny infection that plagues dooshy and yoan.
I got a yeast infection argh kthxbye
by Yoan June 26, 2006
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Inflectious

Mispronunciation or misspelling of a word which starts off only being used in a small group, but catches on to a much wider group. Happens a lot in the world of management consulting where words are bastardised on a regular basis and then become part of the standard vernacular.
The way he pronounced that word was wrong, but it sounded cool so the rest of the team started pronoucing it the same way. It was inflectious.
by neologician November 14, 2012
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Status Infection

(n.) Occurs when a random social inferior comments on the status of a "cool" person on Facebook, and in doing so, essentially kills any chance of that "cool" person recieving ensuing sub-posts and/or "likes" from fellow "cool" people.

1. Generally occurs in the early phase of a status
cool dude #1: *(sees clever status of cool dude #2...ready to type a hopefully witty response...when he's about to press enter)* OMG! did that kid Tommy La'nush just comment on Jeremy's status? wtf? he's SO NOT COOL-ABORT!!! poor cool dude #2 *(wipes a tear with sleeve)*...he's got a real status infection.

facebook Dirty Sanchez
by GoneWithTheWin September 3, 2011
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Yeast Infection

1. Someone who bitches out about something.
2. Someone who does something stupid
3. A friendly greeting.

Yeast Infection, Yeasty, Yeasted out
Mike is such a "yeast infection" today.
Mike you are SUCH a "YEAST INFECTION"!
Whats up yeasty.
by Karko December 13, 2003
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