Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
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a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
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Drop your drawers

A way that some guys have of telling a woman to pull down her panties so he can fuck her.
Drop your drawers.
by Judge dredd7 January 09, 2012
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MiL Goodie Drawer

Mother-In-Law's secret stash of pleasure toys. Typically this is in a nightstand drawer where is it easy to reach on short notice. Examples of items typically found include vibrators, anal beads, nipple clamps, etc. The goodies could also include items for more than solo-action such as ball gags, ropes, floggers, and paddles.
Last night I thing that my live in Mother-in-Law used up everything in her MiL goodie drawer. There were "happy noises" from her room all night!
by Streakster July 24, 2019
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smelling my drawers

If I ever labeled it important to the culture I was feeling myself I was smelling my drawers
by thektk July 31, 2018
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untidy sock drawer

A messy looking vagina, with flaps of skin hanging down around her knees
Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have a rifle and she had such an untidy sock drawer, I daren’t let me digits anywhere near.
by Shuttlep January 17, 2008
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Top Drawer Deposit

A sex act in which the man just before climax, removes his penis from the vagina. He then proceeds to run to the female's panty drawer to open it, and ejaculate inside.
Brian is such a jerk, he tripped and fell on his way to give me a top drawer deposit.
by Meatman January 16, 2006
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