happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.

President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.

happy horseshit by Jay Holden July 21, 2008

happy horseshit

Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.

Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!

happy horseshit by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006

Horseshit 

Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.

" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."

" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"

Horseshit by Tecky September 2, 2005

bull fucking horseshit 

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

bull fucking horseshit by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011

Horseshit and Vinegar 

A pugent smell emitted from a white anglo-saxon protestant after a long day of rabbit hunting.

guy:"AYO DRAKE"
Drake: huh??????
guy: You smell like horseshit and VINEGAR
Drake: sorry dude its rabbit season ;)
guy: hell yea

Horseshit and Vinegar by jumpyjota March 16, 2012

horseshitishness 

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

horseshitishness by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Horseshit Whisperer 

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

Horseshit Whisperer by tirtle March 14, 2017