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1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex
1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"

2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"

3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"

4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."

And that's how people hook up.
by Grandma Maxie July 19, 2011
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Logan Hook

A larger, rounder, blacker version of the male penis. It is god given, to any male born with the name of Logan.
Girl 1: "Oh my god, it was so big!"

Girl 2: "Would you call it a Logan Hook?"

Girl 1: "No way, that's monster sized."
by Blanche Williams November 3, 2008
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Snook Hook

The Act of Turing Around and Delivring a Sucker Punch To a Guidette
At the club, Michelle was being a bitch, so Wallace gave Michelle a nice Snook Hook
by IhateGuidos December 21, 2009
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Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011
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Boston Meat Hook

Verb.

When you are fucking a bitch from behind, you stick a finger in her ass, hook it, and pull up... HARD.
Neil was fucking my mom, he gave her the Boston Meat Hook and she pulled a Chewbaca.
by Scott1122334455 July 12, 2006
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Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.
Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!
by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
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Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?
Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010
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