1. In middle school: holding hands and hugging
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex
2. In high school: making out, fondling, handjobs and blowjobs
3. In college: drunken one night stands
4. Beyond college: wild sex
1. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after school yesterday.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"
2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"
3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"
4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."
And that's how people hook up.
Middle school girls: "oooooh!"
2. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after prom.
High school friends: "tell me more about this!"
3. Sean and Jennifer hooked up during the wild frat party.
College broskis: "yeaah, good for you, man!"
4. Sean and Jennifer hooked up after they got wasted at the bar.
Anyone: "casual sex? whatever, happens all the time."
And that's how people hook up.
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When you are fucking a bitch from behind, you stick a finger in her ass, hook it, and pull up... HARD.
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Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
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