To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
by westsaffa September 8, 2008
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Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
by cablegirl March 27, 2007
Get the hoffed mug.Something that is uncool, so uncool it gets adopted as kitch and therefore becomes cool again. E.g David Hasselhoff
by Rorothegiant November 27, 2009
Get the Hoffian mug.Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013
Get the Hoffies mug.Daniel is a hoffmaster
by Kundertaint89 March 14, 2018
Get the Hoffmaster mug.A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
Get the Dirty Hoffman mug.The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.
Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."
by Polishdude34 April 17, 2009
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