Lesbian Hobbit

Short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at Gamestops and Walmarts.
Likes dried apricots.

Walmarter A: I had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
Walmarter B: Yeah, I have to shop at whole foods now...

by IanPeterFreeley May 27, 2015

Bad Hobbit

A bad hobbit is easier to kick
than a bad habit.

Tried to kick a bad habit by moving to New Zealand, but ended up kicking a bad hobbit way sooner.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Slobbin' the Hobbit

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of a female felating the perfectly formed miniature sized penis of an adult male.

"After all the giggling, ridiculing and taunts of "are you in?" he got from his normal sexual partners, Timothy and his tiny penis was perfectly happy paying hookers for slobbin' the hobbit."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

angry hobbit

a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.

man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.

by ravey davey October 6, 2009

Hobbit Bobbit

A small woman who likes to give head

"Man that hobbit bobbit sure can suck a dick."

by 848421115111 December 14, 2007

Hobbit

Another way of saying Hoe

Kayne West fioncee is a hobbit named Kim Kardashian

by xXx_MLGNOSCOPERMLG_xXx September 9, 2014

a hobbit

what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.

Hey Eric and Nathan, you guys are hobbits

by phi December 5, 2004