a. Survival of the fittest.
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
by DeoxyriboNucleic Acid December 18, 2008
A place, usually an institution or run-down shack, that teaches young and aspiring pot smokers how to get high.
Such teachings include how to properly roll a joint, inhaling and exhaling practices, good quality versus bad quality pot, ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all graduates receive one free pound of cannibus as a going away gift.
Such teachings include how to properly roll a joint, inhaling and exhaling practices, good quality versus bad quality pot, ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all graduates receive one free pound of cannibus as a going away gift.
"Hey, you wanna go to the beach with us tonight?"
"Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."
"Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."
by Bugaboo June 15, 2006
A buliding designed to reveal the true nerd in all of us. The main points you'll find here are no recess, 30 minute lunches, crappy air conditioners, terrible dress codes.. The truth is that High School will be none of the "fun" your parents say it will be. Unless your a senior, life can be difficult here. It puts pressure on you by giving you 50 geometry qoustions each night for homework, while just 1 takes an hour to complete. Lets face it.. HIGH SCHOOL IS LIVING HELL!
Mother: High school will be the best years of your life.
Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.
Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.
by GoldenPlatforma September 02, 2009
Let's just say, one of the most pathetic places to be. It's pretty much a step below college, teaching us useless crap that they say will help us in our future. That's what college is for. It should be optional to go to, or just get rid of it. And let college take about a year or two longer depending on what you want to major. In college, people actually grow up, that fails to happen in High School. And there isn't any fucking social classes in college, just go and get the fuck out. Here's the classes in the order I like/dislike with a defonition.
Greaser/Punk/Skinhead- Decent people with a good taste of music, only the wanna be's are ass holes, the rest just leave you alone. Usually hated by teachers for all the wrong reasons.
Nerds- Nice people, but take too much beatings, don't stand up for themselves, and are kind of snobby.
Hipsters- Now these guys may look like douches, but they only listen to shitty music. They're pretty chill people actually, you just can't be a retarded ignorant faggot to them.
Jocks- Smell horribly and take too much pride in their shitty athleticism, will most likely be janitors when they grow up.
Juggalos- Now, here's a bunch of douches. They listen to shitty music known as ICP, they are fucking retarded, the only upside is they can make your day by being completely retarded. But they're posers, fags, douches, wanna be's, wiggers, and trailer trash. Best make fun of them they're extremely defensive and hilarious when they are.
Greaser/Punk/Skinhead- Decent people with a good taste of music, only the wanna be's are ass holes, the rest just leave you alone. Usually hated by teachers for all the wrong reasons.
Nerds- Nice people, but take too much beatings, don't stand up for themselves, and are kind of snobby.
Hipsters- Now these guys may look like douches, but they only listen to shitty music. They're pretty chill people actually, you just can't be a retarded ignorant faggot to them.
Jocks- Smell horribly and take too much pride in their shitty athleticism, will most likely be janitors when they grow up.
Juggalos- Now, here's a bunch of douches. They listen to shitty music known as ICP, they are fucking retarded, the only upside is they can make your day by being completely retarded. But they're posers, fags, douches, wanna be's, wiggers, and trailer trash. Best make fun of them they're extremely defensive and hilarious when they are.
by Stumpfy August 05, 2010
Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.
Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
by ChocolateMilkBuildsStrongBones June 26, 2009