hench fund

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.

"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"

"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."

by nygeek August 30, 2012

henchii

To be weak, wimpy, a coward.

"Haha, that guy couldn't lift the box. He is such a henchii!"

by cakefun5673 March 12, 2015

heechan

Heechan is better version of JJ

Oh he is such a Heechan

by cakorean12 December 6, 2016

honchavo

A shitty game created by a faggot named Julian O'shaugnessy

We played honchavo just yesterday. Aaron was the honchavo.

by Thomas Adrian Lester November 2, 2017

hunchass

A disproportionately large ass that goes halfway up the person back

Due to the hunchass the person had a hard time finding pants that would fit

by A-popa-eu-mow-mow May 23, 2018

henthailer

A perverted otaku that has a crippling hentai addiction watch out for henthailers

O is that a henthailer we better run fast

by IBETA7 June 4, 2019

Hench

Hench is the word used to describe a situation that is funny/epic, or a situation that was unfortunate.

dude when you threw that water balloon at that sign that was so hench
or
i cant believe that you dumped your ex, that was hench
or

i cant believe that you lost all of your shit, thats hench

by FFTV July 20, 2019