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hamsterbating

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
by Hamster man November 11, 2006
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Hamster

A small measurement of tobacco often given to a mate to keep them going until they can get to a shop; alternatively you may give your mate a hamster after you have managed to get a bootleg 50g of golden virginia baccy. A hamster of tobacco fits snugly in the palm of a hand and thus looks a bit like the small furry mammal.
Michelle: I'd skin up mate, however i haven't got any baccy.

Sarah: That's ok mate i've got loads, I got 50g of golden vag down the nag's head. Ere you go have a hamster.
Michelle: ah cheers mate. I'll skin up.
by Sarah Sellotape September 21, 2012
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hamster sex

A type of sex (or more precisely attempt of sex) occuring between two fat people. Typically the guy is originally on top, until the rolling inevitably occurs. More awkward temptatives usually follow but all inevitably fail due to belly barrier presence.
Fat Him and Fat Her during hamster sex sexsion: "here, try again!" "here where???" "left, move to the left" "here?? oh yes here!" "no no thats my donuts!!"
by B^B December 27, 2009
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hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.
They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...
by Link January 23, 2005
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hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”
by flake May 5, 2004
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rainbow hamster

Noun. A person who is being romantically teased and/or used by another person in order for them to receive some type of personal thrill, or change in their usual lifestyle.
"She's using me as some kind of rainbow hamster!"
by Magenta Abshire March 5, 2010
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Head hamster

The little hamster that runs on the hamster wheel in your head you make you think. The faster it runs, the harder you think.
damn, that test today really killed my head hamster
by reloadNshootum November 26, 2010
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