Gonzzle

Gonzzle, a unique way of saying "guzzle."

"You be gonzzlin up that hotdog for real for real!" "I'm about to gonzzle this drink on god no cap."

by Riceku January 1, 2023

Filthy Gonzales

When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.

That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.

by DirtyGonzales September 4, 2014

jesse gonzalez

super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. <3

jesse gonzalez is a bad ass

by yup you already now November 15, 2017

Jayden Gonzales bss

A dickhead who is also a fuck-boy but can be nice sometimes when he is not falling for people. plays baseball thinks he the best he is not the best . Cant tell when there is a problem, blind when in love,doesn't communicate.But he can be funny. extremely annoying

he is acting like such a Jayden Gonzales bss , when he when he with his friends .

by friend not really March 25, 2019

Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019

Toni Gonzaga

An influencer that supports the son of a former dictator, is open with their flawed opinions and makes excuses and defends it.

Look at Marites on TikTok, she's being apalling on Tik Tok again. She's having her Toni Gonzaga moment.

by Mamamia, Have mercy January 30, 2022

Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez is a Youtuber with a fanbase called Greg, Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet (DONT FUCKING SEARCH THAT UP!!)

Person 1# Yooo I just became truly Greg!!!
Person 2#You arent truly Greg if you just subscribed, you need notifications on too hoe
Person 1#Jeez alright..
Person 3# I know who Danny Gonzalez is !!

by Dan Dann Fannn April 6, 2022