greasepot

Term giving to someone who has acheived a certain level of greasiness. Can be used for greasy hair, skin or a general greasy presence. Greasepot generates from the disease Greasitis, where a person; normally a youth; develops grease so potent it is physically impossible to look at he/she in excess of 5.3 seconds.

Tom is such a spotty prick, the fucking greasepot.

by 00Grease1 October 15, 2009

Grease The Elevator

1) To screw up, make a big mistake (aka) making something that falls to the ground, fall or fail even faster.

2) "Self Pleasure" with some form of lubricant. She totally busted him watching porn, and "Greasing the Elevator."

1) Man, Tyson really "Greased the Elevator" in that meeting.

2) When she walked in - Tyson had porn on the TV, a giant jar of KY; so it was pretty obvious he was about to "Grease the Elevator."

by U of M Professor March 8, 2012

Greasy Grove

The place where the Durr burger got removed and bloody good place to land.

Person 1: Where we dropping?
Person 2: Greasy Grove.
Person 1: Ok

by BMOd333 August 23, 2018

Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Greg Mayled

The Floppy King

Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019

Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008

grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011