glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

by politicchick September 19, 2009

Gutterfucked

To hit rock bottom to such an extreme that you may as well be getting sodomized in a gutter.

So I just found out that I'm pregnant, getting evicted, I've lost my job, my car got repossessed, my boyfriends in jail, my parents both just died, and my right arm has to get amputated. I guess you could say I'm now gutterfucked.

by BrennaBombshell June 6, 2010

Gutter puddle

dirty or arrogant person. more or less a douche bag

wtf stop being a gutter puddle...

That gutter puddle is salty.

by M0l0ch May 15, 2010

gutter falcon

If a female is a dirty slut she might be referred to as a “ GUTTER FALCON”

Hey Brian, her heard from Brent and Bobby that Becky is a total Gutter Falcon!!!

by Ho go November 17, 2018

gutter humper

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020

Gutter weed

Something extremely janky equivalent to weed grown in a gutter

This game is absolute gutter weed

by Picklekattt September 21, 2021

double gutter

when a gangbang is going on, the girl is getting double penatrated and two men are ejaculating on her gut. then make a fart noise on her stomach with your mouth.

tim: aw man one crazy night

allan: what happend

tim: me and my buds pulled a double gutter with ashley

by johnbonloncon November 13, 2013