freeness

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.

Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!

by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008

Freeze-a-tron

The yet to be invented appliance that is the opposite of a microwave.

Subject A. "Dude the best I could manage was a warm 30 pack of Schlitz"
Subject B. "Awww crap man, I wish we had a freeze-a-tron to chill these beauties right up"

by it's me...Bobby C. July 1, 2008

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 1, 2014

Freeze From Fortnite February

A month in which all must try to refrain themselves from playing the popular game Fortnite.

"Hey are you gonna participate in Freeze From Fortnite February?"

"No thanks, I really dont want to lose my virginity

by DepressedMangoes December 29, 2018

freeze the monkey

Banging a snowman

When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey

by ILoveEcchiAnime August 10, 2019

Freezealishous

Word made by a young girl who is 8. Me and her sister and her were roll playing .

Freezealishous! to freeze somthing.

by aihpos:) May 19, 2021

Freeze Shot

When you eat or chew something extremely minty (e.g. 5 gum) and then drink water shortly after.

James thought that his water was to bland, so he had a couple of Wint-O-Green Lifesavers and took a Freeze Shot. True Legend.

by CuppedCereal May 5, 2023