Dick Feeding

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being managed by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry the bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.

"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."

by lolwhatupmayne September 8, 2009

feeding the mule

Cupping your fingers together and inserting them in and out of a chicks ass - aka "feeding the mule"

(opposite of feeding the horse)

You are doing a chick doggy, and have a spare hand, so you cup your fingers put them in her ass aka feeding the mule!

by dunniss June 22, 2006

Frexing

Term for two people who are friends, but have wild uninhibited sex with no strings attached. Derived from the combination of "friends" and "sex", frexing is desirable amongst two people that are attracted to each other but share a mutual non-interest in dating. Frexing frees you from dating type obligations such as spending the night, calling the next day, sending flowers, leaving notes or faking interest when there is none. Usually initiated via late night drunken sex messaging or a made up reason to get together.

John: What did you do yesterday?
Jim: Oh, I was hanging out with Carla for a while
John: Carla? Are you guys dating?
Jim: Nah we're just frexing
John: Nice

(via SMS)
John: Hey Carla, you want to swing by my place later for some frexing?
Carla: Sure, see you at 5!

by KenoCab January 20, 2010

Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

feeding the goldfish

Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.

Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?

by edward connors January 11, 2008

Feeding Oats to a Horse

The act of rubbing a moist vagina with your hand which gives one the sensation that they are feeding oats to a horse (wet lips, whiskers, hand motions)

Dude, she was so into it, so hot and wet. It was like feeding oats to a horse.

by chillydip February 19, 2012

feeding the fish

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.

Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish

by travelling_man January 28, 2013