flogert

Names comes from Germany but Albanian people like to use it.

Flogert means someone who thinks they know everything, they will correct you each time and try to win any competition!

Flogert is never wrong.

Flogert love himself most and makes other people love him too. Flogert will support his family and friends and everyone wants to spend time with him. You see him ?! You would wanna be his friend.

Flogert like to be comfortable and he doesn't enjoy doing much. He likes holidays,pizza and easy going work.

Flogert is a handsome man with decent size brain.

Flogert is never wrong

Flogert might do that tomorrow

Flogert can't be bothered

by Decider12 November 25, 2021

Floater

The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.

One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)

Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...

Well, kinda sorta

HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?

Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.

Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?

We had a floater...

WTF is a floater?

Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.

So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?

Well, yea...

Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...

by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014

donniker flogger

A stick,coat hanger or anything handy used to break apart huge pieces of shit for stool flushing ease.

My turd log was so big I needed a donniker flogger to chop it up.

by illdouche February 27, 2009

Floater

A person with more than one label; a style/label mixer; ect.

*EXAMPLE*

I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater

by SystemRulez December 3, 2006

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.

Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.

by Whsbnd December 10, 2009

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010