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The Movie De La Centurie:
Heavenly humor on camera: watch, lest the Greek lines pull your neighbor behind the chair on which he sits: to laugh like a damn hyienna!
"Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet!"
Chevy Chase, in "Fletch," as Fletch: being Fletch in Stanwyk's mansion.
by Hill Y. December 28, 2005
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mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!
-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!
by Gretchen August 31, 2003
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fletcher

the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
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Fleesh

It's that little crevase bit just above your bumhole.
Hey asshole, kiss my fleesh!
by Ragmuff March 13, 2004
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emily fletcher

the most PRETTY girl in the world, prefers Griffens over other boy friends, and tend to make bffs with other Emilys. Also is most likely talented in singing, and like the blackhawks and the bears but has friends named riley.
woah, look, its Emily Fletcher!

dude I heard she is dating Griffen, and has a friend named riley!

Baller! mannnnn
by man bffffffffffffffffff November 13, 2013
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Fletcher

HE IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY GAY,

HE RECENTLY CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET SAYING HOW GAY HE IS
FLETCHER IS SO GAY HE WOULD LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH EVERY MALE ON EARTH
by FLETCHER IS GAY May 18, 2020
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fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010
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