Gretchen's definitions

heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

show-off

A wannabe loser who is so desperate to fit in and is soo ugly, that you go total Texas Chainsaw Massacre on. He does things that make him look "cool" (when he really looks like an asshole) to impress everybody and show of his "talents" (which he doesn't have). Gets made fun of A LOT, mostly by nerds, losers, sensitive wusses and science geeks. See Anthony Brito

Regina: Yo, Anthony Beito is such a fugly asshole.

Liana: I know, what a pathetic show-off

by Gretchen May 29, 2004

transcriptrix

A female who transcribes, especially one who transcribes LiveJournal PhonePosts

I need a hot transcriptrix to help transcribe all of my PhonePosts!

by Gretchen January 18, 2004

on and crackin

1. You are going to kick someone's butt.

2. We are going to party hard.

3. Essencially getting something started.

1. Oh, you want to hang up in my face? Its on and crackin!

2. After I get off work, I am going to the liquor bank and it is on and crackin.

by Gretchen March 26, 2003

gaybomb

Someone who is super gay!

Someone dropped a gaybomb on your face and it went off!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003

tow down

Extreamly unattractive.

Those shoes you wore yesterday were tow down from the flo (floor) down.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

Aphrodite

A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.

Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!

by Gretchen May 27, 2004