Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

jug flasher

A female (or tubby male) who enjoys flashing his/her large breasts, or jugs, either for the sexual, whorish thrill, fame and attention, or for another reason. These females are usually frowned upon by most societies in general, but occasionally will fit into groups of swingers/frats to feel included for the small price of flashing her jugs very often.

"Hey, did you hear about that girl, Brittany?"

"Yeah, I heard she flashed her shirt up to Johny so he would buy her a drink. What a Jug Flasher!"

"Yeah, she is..Let's go offer her a drink"

"Sounds good!"

by Maccatack October 28, 2009

12am flasher

Someone not very technically competent, to the end that all their appliances and electronics flash 12:00am or 0:00 on the displays as they haven't yet figured out how to set the clocks.

My dad's such a doufus, can't figure out the VCR, a real 12am flasher.

by dicewithme September 20, 2012

Star Flustered

That feeling of shock and awe when you find out one of your teammates is actually a pro gamer.

"Jace if I found out you were actually JJonak, I would be star flustered."

by GreenBunny20 January 31, 2020

Freshman Feaster

An upperclassman that goes for freshman.

Hey dude, don’t talk to Payton, he’s a freshman feaster.

Thats their third freshman of the year, what a freshman feaster. 🤦🏻 ♀️

by @Jace_005 on tik tok May 16, 2023